Things I would not do or say in the real world
Its only been two days since I showered, I don’t need anohter one yet.
We only hiked 5 miles today. Thats pathetic.
Have my dinner sitting 5 inches from the socks I’ve been wearing for three days.
Pee 5 ft from Sweep and feel the need to announce to her every time I need to poo.
Stick needles under my big toenails to drain the blisters that have formed there.